{"id":81,"date":"2008-11-17T15:03:56","date_gmt":"2008-11-17T20:03:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cimarusti.com\/mentalsketchbook\/?p=81"},"modified":"2009-06-22T15:04:15","modified_gmt":"2009-06-22T20:04:15","slug":"whats-next","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cimarusti.com\/scott\/artisticcustom\/?p=81","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s Next?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chicagotribune.com\/business\/chicago-tivo-dominos-pizza-nov17,0,1512381.story\">Couch potato bliss: Ordering pizza on your TiVo<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now you don&#8217;t even have to get off your ass and pick up the phone or sit at the computer to order fattening food delivered to your house. What&#8217;s next: the delivery person will bring it inside your house and feed it to you? Maybe even pre-chew it for you first, so you don&#8217;t have to expend <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">any<\/span> calories by chewing.  Outfit yourself with an adult diaper, and you won&#8217;t have to move for hours on end&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not the most active person in the world, but come on&#8230; Pretty soon, the human race will be an even more pathetic collection of sedentary blobs just like in the movie, <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Wall-E<\/span>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Couch potato bliss: Ordering pizza on your TiVo Now you don&#8217;t even have to get off your ass and pick up the phone or sit at the computer to order fattening food delivered to your house. What&#8217;s next: the delivery person will bring it inside your house and feed it to you? Maybe even pre-chew [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cimarusti.com\/scott\/artisticcustom\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cimarusti.com\/scott\/artisticcustom\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cimarusti.com\/scott\/artisticcustom\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cimarusti.com\/scott\/artisticcustom\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cimarusti.com\/scott\/artisticcustom\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cimarusti.com\/scott\/artisticcustom\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82,"href":"https:\/\/cimarusti.com\/scott\/artisticcustom\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions\/82"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cimarusti.com\/scott\/artisticcustom\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cimarusti.com\/scott\/artisticcustom\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cimarusti.com\/scott\/artisticcustom\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}