Couch potato bliss: Ordering pizza on your TiVo
Now you don’t even have to get off your ass and pick up the phone or sit at the computer to order fattening food delivered to your house. What’s next: the delivery person will bring it inside your house and feed it to you? Maybe even pre-chew it for you first, so you don’t have to expend any calories by chewing. Outfit yourself with an adult diaper, and you won’t have to move for hours on end…
I’m not the most active person in the world, but come on… Pretty soon, the human race will be an even more pathetic collection of sedentary blobs just like in the movie, Wall-E.